We’re not even halfway through the first month of 2017, and the competition for the most lit sneaker of the year is already completely, totally, unequivocally over. You can’t fuck with a Monarch … and you absolutely, positively can’t fuck with a special edition Monarch.
Normcore gawd and Seahawks coach Pete Carroll will take to the sideline for this weekend’s game against the Detroit Lions rocking the special-edition Monarchs pictured above … and the Lions might as well pack up and head back to the Motor City right now, because with heat this severe on the Seahawks sideline, they really don’t stand a chance.
Just look at these fucking things. JUST LOOK AT THEM. Don’t avert your gaze for a second. Bask in the normcore glory. The standard white and navy Monarchs are fire enough, but the volt green hits and the “Never Compete” on the tongue really takes these jawns to the next level. Plus, they’re crazy exclusive, as they won’t even hit retail. What more could you ask for in a shoe? Beats us.
Fuck Yeezys. Fuck NMD’s. Fuck any Supreme collab. Fuck Jordan I’s. These are HEAT. You better hit up all your plugs or hope you know someone who knows Pete Carroll, because getting your hands on a pair of these jawns would be the biggest flex of the year hands-down … especially if you hit them with a crazy lace swap.
So if you find any hiding out anywhere … let us know. We’re on the hunt too. Monarchs over everything.
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